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- The Offical Anarchy Cookbook
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- property of James McCarthy
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- Airlines
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- Did an airline ever lose your luggage?
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- Arrange to have a friend meet you at the terminal gate when you deplane.
- Give your friend your baggage claim checks and have him/her retrieve your bags
- from the carousel, then leave the baggage area with your bags. Before your
- friend leaves the airport with your luggage, be sure to get your claim checks
- back. Then, you saunter over to the baggage area, spend half an hour waiting
- for your bags. Ask some clerks for help, then report your "missing" luggage,
- showing your claim checks as proof. Very few flights ever have a clerk
- actually check the baggage and collect claim checks. It's foolish, but they
- don't. Make a polite, but firm scene and demand satisfaction. Normally, the
- airline people will have you fill out a form and they will attempt to find
- your luggage. Obviously, they won't find it. Bug them some...write them
- letters. Soon, you should get a good settlement from the airline. Don't try
- to pull this one on the same airline more than once!
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- Leaving the airlines and aiming for the individual mark, you can do a lot of
- personal damage. For instance, if you find your mark is going to use airline
- travel, you could call and cancel the reservations.
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- You might try to slip a couple rounds of pistol ammunition or a switchblade
- in to your mark's pocket just before he goes through the metal detector at the
- airport terminal. You could also slip some drugs into his pocket at the same
- time. Read a book on pick pocketing to note the technique for doing this.
- It's quite easy. Leave accurate-looking, but totally bogus hijack scenario
- plans, bomb diagrams, or orders of battle for terrorist attacks in airport
- bars and restrooms. This fires up both the rent-a-cops and the real security
- people. The security delays and resultant hassles with passengers create
- unhappy people who are angry at airports and airlines. Naturally, the blame
- for these plans must focus on your mark. If he has really been bugging you
- it's about time to get even!
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- Animals
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- If your mark is an oily cuss with a credibility problem you should easily
- pull off this stunt. It involves a cop, reporters, SPCA folks and some farm
- animals. Call the police and tell them you know about a cock or dog fight
- that's being held at your mark's home. Explain that you have no morals
- against animal fighting but you lost big money there last time and think the
- fights are fixed. Next call your mark and report to him that some people
- are holding dog or cock fights on his property. Call the reporters and SPCA
- and tell them all about the fight. Mention that your mark and the cops have
- a payoff relationship. Give everyone the same general arrival time, never be
- too specific. Hopefully, all will sort of show up at the same time. You might
- manipulate things so the press and animal lovers show up first. Even if a
- real story doesn't develop, you have scattered some strong seeds of distrust.
- If you want a stronger story, find a dead dog on the road or something and
- plant it near by and tell the reporters and SPCA where to find the evidence.
- It will be fun to hear your mark and the cops talk about everything to the
- reporters.
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